Enlightened rants...

[Joods]

Reading a book that was written by man is not ever going to somehow, magically produce any sort of deity that I can physically see, touch, smell and hear.

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It just doesn't happen in the real world, no matter how a much a person wants to believe.

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 But you keep on trucking and trying to push that. I know better. 

You do know better, and know better that is not what I am saying.

That is the proof I require and even if he presents himself, he's still going to have to answer some very hard questions, namely why he is such a dick to "his" own people.

I am sure he can show you all that through the book of God which is 

1. not book of man
2. Can make you see God and remind you of him.
3. And he can make you properly recite Quran and download information through reflection he helps you with and defeats the sorcery of the dark enemy of humanity and his forces regarding it.

You can ask the hardest questions, they are all easy for him to answer.

You were right on track until the bold part above. 

Anyone can read a book and develop a mental image of the story or stories within that book. That doesn't make the mental image one conjures up, actually real. It's still an image - made by man. 
There is no proof or evidence that "the book of God" has any truth to it or was written by god himself. Copies of copies of copies of translations of translations of supposed manuscripts, do not make for proof that any of it was real. 
Tell me - do the Pygmies in Africa, who have never had religion introduced to them at all, in their lives and who have lived in harmony with one another for thousands of years, need this god? If so, why?

You know, MK, there were groups of people who actually tried to pray hurricane Irma away. You see how well that worked out for them, right? Irma still came, saw and conquered an entire state. All those people who prayed to a magical sky fairy didn't get the answers they should have received. Wanna know why? Because their god, like yours, is imaginary.