FUCKING CHAVS! They're everywhere. Smoking in front of their kids. The bastards. Throwing their crap in your bins so you have to empty it out into their bins. The bastards.
Theists. The twats. Thinking there's an Imaginary Guy In The Sky ™. What shitty wankers. There's no such bloke.
Christians. The idiots. Thinking Jesus is coming back. The morons. He's never coming back.
Christians. The morons. Thinking that Jesus necessarily existed at all. Believing in their shitty book despite the fact some goatherders wrote it and it has been re-re-re-re-re-re-re mistranslated over and over.
Muslims. The prats. Thinking they can just ramble a load of bollocks and call it an argument.
Hindus. The silly buggers. Thinking cows are sacred when they're no more special than any other mammals. Thinking there's a giant several armed elephant person as a God.
Buddhists. The shitheads. Thinking people are reincarnated as different animals. I mean why? Based on what? Believing in Karma. Yeah I should totally be punished for what 'I' did in a past life even though I share absolutely nothing in common with that brain so it's effectively not me.
People who believe in ghosts. The tossers. No such thing as ghosts.
Thanks for listening.
Theists. The twats. Thinking there's an Imaginary Guy In The Sky ™. What shitty wankers. There's no such bloke.
Christians. The idiots. Thinking Jesus is coming back. The morons. He's never coming back.
Christians. The morons. Thinking that Jesus necessarily existed at all. Believing in their shitty book despite the fact some goatherders wrote it and it has been re-re-re-re-re-re-re mistranslated over and over.
Muslims. The prats. Thinking they can just ramble a load of bollocks and call it an argument.
Hindus. The silly buggers. Thinking cows are sacred when they're no more special than any other mammals. Thinking there's a giant several armed elephant person as a God.
Buddhists. The shitheads. Thinking people are reincarnated as different animals. I mean why? Based on what? Believing in Karma. Yeah I should totally be punished for what 'I' did in a past life even though I share absolutely nothing in common with that brain so it's effectively not me.
People who believe in ghosts. The tossers. No such thing as ghosts.
Thanks for listening.
