(October 2, 2017 at 5:14 pm)Joods Wrote:(October 2, 2017 at 5:11 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Start by having a "parent" who hated you. Survive that. Then do twenty years in the military, including 2.5 years in-house physical therapy. And by you're 66 you should get tired of doctors asking you how is it you're still alive.
I already have a parent who hates me. We haven't spoken in 7 years.
Too late for me to enter the military.
Mine threw me in a lake when I was seven. First of a series of "unusual events" in my pre-teen life.