Okay I won't get too off topic. I will just post my two favorite. (mind you they aren't very difficult because I was little when I learned them but y'alls kids might enjoy them)
A white house is made out of white bricks. A blue house is made out of blue bricks. A yellow house is made out of yellow bricks. A red house is made out of red bricks. What is a green house made of?
A plane is flying from New York to Ontario. It ends up crashing on the border of the US and Canada. I mean smack dab in the middle of the border, no more in America than it is in Canada. Knowing this which country do you bury the survivors in?
A white house is made out of white bricks. A blue house is made out of blue bricks. A yellow house is made out of yellow bricks. A red house is made out of red bricks. What is a green house made of?
A plane is flying from New York to Ontario. It ends up crashing on the border of the US and Canada. I mean smack dab in the middle of the border, no more in America than it is in Canada. Knowing this which country do you bury the survivors in?
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”
Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."