(October 16, 2017 at 10:24 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Did you know that Budweiser cornered the market on monkey piss? That is their main ingredient for their beer; that and rice.
Meh. I've definitely tasted worse beer. I'd describe Budweiser as "Innocuous". It doesn't taste bad but it doesn't taste good either. It's "Meh" beer. And Bud Light is even more pointless.
I've tasted this really fucking shitty godawful cider called "Blackthorn" and trust me... THAT tasted like monkey piss. It had flavor. Disgusting flavor. I'm pretty sure monkey piss has flavor. Disgusting flavor.
Blackthorn cider was so godawful that they had to change the way the can looked and rebrand it as "Blackthorn GOLD" when it was actually the exact same fucking cider... in hopes of getting more sales.
I bought it.... tasted it. Then I went Googling as I thought "What is this shit?"