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Quotes About Booze
June 25, 2014 at 5:08 am
Ran across a few I thought were cute.
-'Ah, whiskey! The best friend a man ever had at night, but oh, God, what an awful bitch in the morning!' - Liam Clancy
'I'm not a writer with a drinking problem. I'm a drinker with a writing problem.' - Brendan Behan
'On our African safari, someone forgot to pack the corkscrew. For three days, we had nothing to live on but food and water.' - W.C. Fields.
Any others?
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RE: Quotes About Booze
June 25, 2014 at 5:32 am
"Cheap booze is a false economy." - Christopher Hitchens
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RE: Quotes About Booze
June 25, 2014 at 8:04 am
"Booze is like another word for alcohols" -me
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RE: Quotes About Booze
June 25, 2014 at 8:21 am
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
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RE: Quotes About Booze
June 25, 2014 at 8:22 am
You can't have these quotes without....
"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson
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RE: Quotes About Booze
June 25, 2014 at 9:26 am
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”-Mark Twain
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Quotes About Booze
June 25, 2014 at 7:33 pm
'I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.' - Variously ascribed.
'Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. And miss.' - Lazarus Long
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RE: Quotes About Booze
June 25, 2014 at 7:48 pm
There are a whole lot in the song "Born again pisstank" by Kevin Bloody Wilson.
Not sure if I can post a link to it because it contains more than the average amount of swearing . . .
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RE: Quotes About Booze
June 25, 2014 at 11:45 pm
Technically, Alcohol is a solution- Chemistry
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