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Excuse your God
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RE: Excuse your God
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
Clare Balding's looking a bit rough these days and is desperate to take any job thrown at her.
Therefore wishes are horses.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Excuse your God - by JackRussell - October 15, 2017 at 3:12 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by vorlon13 - October 15, 2017 at 3:24 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 15, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Astreja - October 15, 2017 at 3:54 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 15, 2017 at 4:09 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Astreja - October 15, 2017 at 4:37 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 15, 2017 at 4:46 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Harry Nevis - October 16, 2017 at 11:37 am
RE: Excuse your God - by Simon Moon - October 16, 2017 at 3:51 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by chimp3 - October 15, 2017 at 4:12 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 15, 2017 at 4:30 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by chimp3 - October 15, 2017 at 4:42 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by drfuzzy - October 16, 2017 at 12:38 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by WinterHold - October 15, 2017 at 11:14 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - October 16, 2017 at 12:13 am
RE: Excuse your God - by drfuzzy - October 16, 2017 at 12:55 am
RE: Excuse your God - by vorlon13 - October 15, 2017 at 3:59 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Astreja - October 15, 2017 at 10:22 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Cyberman - October 16, 2017 at 12:14 am
RE: Excuse your God - by Minimalist - October 16, 2017 at 12:45 am
RE: Excuse your God - by JackRussell - October 16, 2017 at 12:35 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Amarok - October 16, 2017 at 1:15 am
RE: Excuse your God - by possibletarian - October 23, 2017 at 1:19 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 23, 2017 at 7:05 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by WinterHold - October 23, 2017 at 7:42 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Simon Moon - October 23, 2017 at 7:43 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 23, 2017 at 8:22 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Simon Moon - October 23, 2017 at 9:18 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by BeeDeePee - October 23, 2017 at 1:33 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by JackRussell - October 23, 2017 at 1:43 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Simon Moon - October 23, 2017 at 5:07 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by LadyForCamus - October 23, 2017 at 8:34 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by SteveII - October 23, 2017 at 2:42 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by possibletarian - October 23, 2017 at 7:40 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 23, 2017 at 8:36 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Neo-Scholastic - October 23, 2017 at 7:57 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by LadyForCamus - October 23, 2017 at 8:49 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 23, 2017 at 9:24 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Simon Moon - October 24, 2017 at 12:48 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Astreja - October 24, 2017 at 1:31 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Whateverist - October 24, 2017 at 1:35 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Cyberman - October 24, 2017 at 5:19 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by The Grand Nudger - October 23, 2017 at 9:53 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 23, 2017 at 10:04 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by LadyForCamus - October 23, 2017 at 11:03 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 23, 2017 at 11:04 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Harry Nevis - October 24, 2017 at 1:07 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by LadyForCamus - October 24, 2017 at 1:47 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Fireball - October 24, 2017 at 2:37 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by MysticKnight - October 24, 2017 at 8:56 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Simon Moon - October 25, 2017 at 12:30 pm
RE: Excuse your God - by Cyberman - October 24, 2017 at 6:41 am
RE: Excuse your God - by Crossless2.0 - October 24, 2017 at 7:02 am
RE: Excuse your God - by Cyberman - October 24, 2017 at 7:06 am
RE: Excuse your God - by Crossless2.0 - October 24, 2017 at 7:08 am
RE: Excuse your God - by Cyberman - October 24, 2017 at 7:14 am
RE: Excuse your God - by Crossless2.0 - October 24, 2017 at 7:22 am
RE: Excuse your God - by Cyberman - October 24, 2017 at 9:01 am

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