"Are you saying the billions of (insert religion here) are all wrong?" (Or other variations of the numbers fallacy).
"One day to god is a thousand/10,000 years for the rest of us". Then why are you praying if you're not going to get an answer for a thousand years?
"One day to god is a thousand/10,000 years for the rest of us". Then why are you praying if you're not going to get an answer for a thousand years?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"