RE: Ghosties, ghoulies, and things that go "bump".
November 9, 2017 at 12:24 am
(This post was last modified: November 9, 2017 at 12:34 am by The Grand Nudger.)
See, I wouldn't get a wink. My sphincter would be tight enough to crack a walnut until sunrise. Fear doesn't work that way for me, confrontation means nothing, I'm still afraid. Deep water, the dark, children's faces, heights, snakes, cats that stare at nothing.
You know, the usual.
Tell you what, though..if I ever needed to sleep in a cave, I'd totally spoon with you,...and I wouldn't be afraid. Funny how that goes, what terrifies me alone is a non-issue when there are a few extra chimps present. Maybe I'm secretly assuming it'll eat you first?
You know, the usual.
Tell you what, though..if I ever needed to sleep in a cave, I'd totally spoon with you,...and I wouldn't be afraid. Funny how that goes, what terrifies me alone is a non-issue when there are a few extra chimps present. Maybe I'm secretly assuming it'll eat you first?
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