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Aloha
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RE: Aloha
(November 10, 2017 at 8:05 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(November 9, 2017 at 8:56 pm)Haipule Wrote: Aloha AF:

My name is Bill. I'm a stupid surfer from Huntington Beach CA and I am clownish. I live on Maui. I've been studying theology and the bible for more then 40yrs as well as the KoinE Greek and Greek grammatical inflection and love to translate.

However, honoring the language and not the professors of theology, has gotten me excommunicated somewhat. Have you ever talked to those people? And they think I'm nuts! 500yrs ago I would have been burned at the stake for such heresy by people whom teach heresy! Smile

Anyway, nice to meet you all and I hope to be useful.

Only to His glory, Bill


Hello Bill.  Welcome!

(November 10, 2017 at 1:45 am)Haipule Wrote: Yes, I believe so. Possibly, Adult Christian Forum--now dismantled.

Mmmm .. adult xtian forums?  Bet you've got to put a lock on that one when the kiddos are around, hey?


(November 10, 2017 at 1:45 am)Haipule Wrote: I love you!

Well you have good taste in surfer girls.  (Mind the knives though.)
If your afraid to die, you are afraid to live and I love a good ride!  Riding a 20ft swell can kill you but, it is living.

In surfing we have the perfect day where everything is a symphony of harmony. I once drove all night to a spot in south central CA to meet a swell at it eyeteeth. I awoke to the perfect day: 20ft perfectly groomed perfect swell direction; light off-shore winds; sunny.

The morning fog had just burned off when I saw those waves. It was as if Mother Nature had gone into orgasm. Yet, no one was out! Undaunted, I paddled out. I said to her; "Show me all your beauty; take me to your pleasant places that I may delight in them; let me live in the rapture of your love and THRIVE in your orgasm!

About 45min later, I figured out why nobody but me was out. A HUGE MASSIVE wave came at me at least 40ft+! I was in hammerland! That BITCH!
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Messages In This Thread
Aloha - by Haipule - November 9, 2017 at 8:56 pm
RE: Aloha - by The Grand Nudger - November 9, 2017 at 8:57 pm
RE: Aloha - by Edwardo Piet - November 9, 2017 at 8:58 pm
RE: Aloha - by J a c k - November 9, 2017 at 9:01 pm
RE: Aloha - by Fireball - November 9, 2017 at 9:03 pm
RE: Aloha - by The Valkyrie - November 9, 2017 at 9:46 pm
RE: Aloha - by Gawdzilla Sama - November 9, 2017 at 9:04 pm
RE: Aloha - by Succubus - November 9, 2017 at 9:14 pm
RE: Aloha - by The Valkyrie - November 9, 2017 at 9:27 pm
RE: Aloha - by ignoramus - November 9, 2017 at 11:04 pm
RE: Aloha - by Haipule - November 10, 2017 at 12:52 am
RE: Aloha - by AFTT47 - November 10, 2017 at 3:17 am
RE: Aloha - by chimp3 - November 9, 2017 at 9:39 pm
RE: Aloha - by brewer - November 9, 2017 at 10:02 pm
RE: Aloha - by RoadRunner79 - November 10, 2017 at 1:06 am
RE: Aloha - by Haipule - November 10, 2017 at 1:45 am
RE: Aloha - by Minimalist - November 10, 2017 at 2:07 am
RE: Aloha - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 10, 2017 at 4:45 am
RE: Aloha - by Whateverist - November 10, 2017 at 8:05 am
RE: Aloha - by Haipule - November 10, 2017 at 10:42 pm
RE: Aloha - by Whateverist - November 11, 2017 at 11:53 am
RE: Aloha - by Haipule - November 11, 2017 at 5:19 pm
RE: Aloha - by Whateverist - November 11, 2017 at 7:28 pm
RE: Aloha - by Haipule - November 11, 2017 at 10:59 pm
RE: Aloha - by Whateverist - November 11, 2017 at 11:43 pm
RE: Aloha - by Haipule - November 12, 2017 at 4:16 pm
RE: Aloha - by possibletarian - November 10, 2017 at 11:25 pm
RE: Aloha - by possibletarian - November 11, 2017 at 11:05 pm
RE: Aloha - by downbeatplumb - November 12, 2017 at 2:31 pm

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