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Just Water
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Just Water
Just water

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'

'Just water,' says the priest.

The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?'

The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'
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Just Water - by Rokcet Scientist - August 16, 2011 at 12:22 pm
RE: Just Water - by Captain Scarlet - August 16, 2011 at 1:02 pm
RE: Just Water - by Cinjin - August 16, 2011 at 1:32 pm
RE: Just Water - by frankiej - August 16, 2011 at 1:41 pm
RE: Just Water - by Judas BentHer - August 16, 2011 at 1:52 pm
RE: Just Water - by Kayenneh - August 16, 2011 at 3:05 pm
RE: Just Water - by LastPoet - August 16, 2011 at 3:05 pm
RE: Just Water - by Jaysyn - August 18, 2011 at 10:55 am
RE: Just Water - by Minimalist - August 16, 2011 at 3:15 pm
RE: Just Water - by Judas BentHer - August 16, 2011 at 3:20 pm
RE: Just Water - by The Grand Nudger - August 16, 2011 at 3:23 pm
RE: Just Water - by Cinjin - August 16, 2011 at 5:43 pm
RE: Just Water - by Rokcet Scientist - August 16, 2011 at 5:13 pm
RE: Just Water - by Thor - August 18, 2011 at 12:03 pm
RE: Just Water - by Rokcet Scientist - August 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm
RE: Just Water - by Kayenneh - August 18, 2011 at 1:04 pm
RE: Just Water - by Rokcet Scientist - August 18, 2011 at 11:11 pm
RE: Just Water - by Atheistfreethinker - August 20, 2011 at 4:49 pm

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