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Very Off Topic, but is being a virgin a turnoff for the ladies?
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RE: Very Off Topic, but is being a virgin a turnoff for the ladies?
Fuck. I used to think of myself as a nerd but thanks to the internet, I now realize I'm Mack Daddy.

No sex by age 24? Holy shit.

Maybe you should should hire a prostitute. Definitely not romantic and definitely no emotional gratification but at least you get to break the ice. She won't care that you're a virgin and may give you some pointers (no pun intended).

Life's more than about getting laid but you really need to get over the hump here (no pun intended). Failure to do so is just going to gnaw at you and prevent you from moving on to bigger and better things. GET LAID! Pony up the cash if that's what it takes but do it if for no other reason than to move on.

As Yoda said, "Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter." Maybe he was right but our brains aren't wired that way. You need to get laid if only to get it out of your system and move on to bigger and better things. You'll be a dysfunctional basket case until you do.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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RE: Very Off Topic, but is being a virgin a turnoff for the ladies? - by AFTT47 - November 12, 2017 at 12:00 am

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