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The Archbishop of Canterbury is walking down the street when he bumps into a young boy carrying a box. He asks the boy "what's in the box". The boy opens the box and there are these 12 new born kittens and he responds "Christian kittens sir". Heartened and touched by the young boy the archbishop goes about his business.
A week later he is walking down the street with the pope when he sees the same young boy carrying the same box. Nudging the pope he says " go and ask that young lad what he has in his box". Dutifully the pope does exactly that "excuse me young man what's in the box". "Atheist kittens sir" comes the response. Looking surprised and alarmed he turns to the archbishop. Crestfallen the archbishop says " what's wrong, last week you said they were Christian kittens?". "ah yes" says the young boy "but last week they hadn't opened their eyes".
The Archbishop of Canterbury is walking down the street when he bumps into a young boy carrying a box. He asks the boy "what's in the box". The boy opens the box and there are these 12 new born kittens and he responds "Christian kittens sir". Heartened and touched by the young boy the archbishop goes about his business.
A week later he is walking down the street with the pope when he sees the same young boy carrying the same box. Nudging the pope he says " go and ask that young lad what he has in his box". Dutifully the pope does exactly that "excuse me young man what's in the box". "Atheist kittens sir" comes the response. Looking surprised and alarmed he turns to the archbishop. Crestfallen the archbishop says " what's wrong, last week you said they were Christian kittens?". "ah yes" says the young boy "but last week they hadn't opened their eyes".
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence"...Doug McLeod.
