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RE: Just Water
August 16, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Jesus and Santa Clause were arguing about who had more power.
Through the course of the argument Jesus said, "I can walk on water and even turn it into wine."
Santa replied, "Yeah, well I can visit millions of houses in one night delivering billions of toys."
To that Jesus replied, " yeah, well I turned two loaves of bread and some fish into a feast to feed a multitude of people."
Santa laughed, "please, I can monitor and track millions of children to find out if their good ... all at the same time."
Jesus - "I've raised people from the dead!" Santa - "So, I've been around for over 200 years and I'm still here!"
Jesus, feeling frustrated and out-classed simply yelled out, "YEAH, well I died for the sins of the entire fucking world!"

Santa paused for a moment to contemplate ... then quietly replied ...

"yeah, well, my gifts don't come with strings attached."
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Just Water - by Rokcet Scientist - August 16, 2011 at 12:22 pm
RE: Just Water - by Captain Scarlet - August 16, 2011 at 1:02 pm
RE: Just Water - by Cinjin - August 16, 2011 at 1:32 pm
RE: Just Water - by frankiej - August 16, 2011 at 1:41 pm
RE: Just Water - by Judas BentHer - August 16, 2011 at 1:52 pm
RE: Just Water - by Kayenneh - August 16, 2011 at 3:05 pm
RE: Just Water - by LastPoet - August 16, 2011 at 3:05 pm
RE: Just Water - by Jaysyn - August 18, 2011 at 10:55 am
RE: Just Water - by Minimalist - August 16, 2011 at 3:15 pm
RE: Just Water - by Judas BentHer - August 16, 2011 at 3:20 pm
RE: Just Water - by The Grand Nudger - August 16, 2011 at 3:23 pm
RE: Just Water - by Cinjin - August 16, 2011 at 5:43 pm
RE: Just Water - by Rokcet Scientist - August 16, 2011 at 5:13 pm
RE: Just Water - by Thor - August 18, 2011 at 12:03 pm
RE: Just Water - by Rokcet Scientist - August 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm
RE: Just Water - by Kayenneh - August 18, 2011 at 1:04 pm
RE: Just Water - by Rokcet Scientist - August 18, 2011 at 11:11 pm
RE: Just Water - by Atheistfreethinker - August 20, 2011 at 4:49 pm

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