A Catholic priest was making ready for the confession, when he suddenly got the runs. He asked the altar boy to handle it, but the boy said: "I don't know what to do!"
"It's easy", answered the priest. "You've heard me do it so many times that no one will notice."
Then he runs off to the toilet and the boy sees that he has no choice. Soon enough there's a man who wants to make a confession.
"Father, I don't know what to do, for I have sinned", says he. "Last night when my wife fell asleep I fucked her in the ass, and I feel really bad about it. What can I do to make it up to her?"
"It's no problem", says the boy. "Just give her milk and cookies, that's what the priest always gives me!"
"It's easy", answered the priest. "You've heard me do it so many times that no one will notice."
Then he runs off to the toilet and the boy sees that he has no choice. Soon enough there's a man who wants to make a confession.
"Father, I don't know what to do, for I have sinned", says he. "Last night when my wife fell asleep I fucked her in the ass, and I feel really bad about it. What can I do to make it up to her?"
"It's no problem", says the boy. "Just give her milk and cookies, that's what the priest always gives me!"
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
