"Hello I heard that you are not interested in having children. I have chlamydia so I was wondering if you'd like to have sex with me? If I make you infertile you won't need to worry about accidental pregnancy!"
I don't have chlamydia but if this pick up line doesn't work I don't know what will!
I don't have chlamydia but if this pick up line doesn't work I don't know what will!