Gynecology

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Probably should have put it in the humor section but I don't understand how it is insulting to women with cervical cancer.  Please explain.

Obviously making light of the procedures women endure to survive!

My miner was in chemistry and I discovered a previously undiscovered vitamin which fights cancer. I call it vitamin...B9.

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I used to be a gynecologist. However, I lost my license to practice because of what they deemed, "inappropriate behavior".

When you're doing a gynecology exam, you don't want silence because of slurpie noises and the occasional queef. They suggested, in school, that we all hum or whistle tunes. My "go to" tune was the theme song to the TV show Kung Fu(that's right--I know Kung Fu!).

They did warn against the theme song to The Andy Griffith Show because of the 'cat call' at the beginning of the tune.

One of my colleges was reprimanded for humming the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle.

I, however, committed the greatest sin of all...Leave it to Beaver!

You owe an apology to every woman that has ever had cervical cancer. You may be an atheist but I do not claim you as one of my own! Grow up, troll!

Cancer? You need to change your latitude and not be such a crab

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Dude, are you kidding?  Dumb and Dumber is one of the best movies of all time!

I am so disappoint.  When it showed up on television I gave it a look but I had the remote in my hand and there were better options.  Dumb and Dumber is the dumbest, well maybe second dumbest movie I ever saw.  My older brother took me to see a movie which might have been called "Porkies" which he described as hilarious.  He laughed all the way through it again.  It was stupid.  On the other hand I enjoyed Blazing Saddles when it came out.

Porkies was hilarious! I find also that women love Airplane but, I think it's a Leslie Nielsen thing! Along with The Naked Gun and Dead and Loving it.