Gynecology

[Whateverist]

You would think so but I once met a real gynecologist whom bragged to me that he was the gynecologist of a famous actress I won't name. That is just wrong!

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"Not that funny?" I think it is a guy and doll humor thing such as: why do ALL guys think that Dumb and Dumber is a hilarious movie and we often quote it: "So your saying there's a chance?"

Yet dolls think it is completely stupid and would prefer to hang themselves then to ever be subjected to it again.

Dude, are you kidding?  Dumb and Dumber is one of the best movies of all time!

I am so disappoint.  When it showed up on television I gave it a look but I had the remote in my hand and there were better options.  Dumb and Dumber is the dumbest, well maybe second dumbest movie I ever saw.  My older brother took me to see a movie which might have been called "Porkies" which he described as hilarious.  He laughed all the way through it again.  It was stupid.  On the other hand I enjoyed Blazing Saddles when it came out.

[Whateverist]

You would think so but I once met a real gynecologist whom bragged to me that he was the gynecologist of a famous actress I won't name. That is just wrong!

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"Not that funny?" I think it is a guy and doll humor thing such as: why do ALL guys think that Dumb and Dumber is a hilarious movie and we often quote it: "So your saying there's a chance?"

Yet dolls think it is completely stupid and would prefer to hang themselves then to ever be subjected to it again.

Dude, are you kidding?  Dumb and Dumber is one of the best movies of all time!

Hey Lady4Camus, you have lady parts.  Can you describe a queef from the inside?  I mean, I personally can belch most of the alphabet on one go.  Can ladies queef on command?  Obviously I wouldn't expect you could form them into words, though that would be funny.  But is it more like farting or more like belching?  Is it under your control?

[Seraphina]

Side note: I only go to female gynecologists.

-Teresa

[Whateverist]

Side note: I only go to female gynecologists.

-Teresa

Do they whistle?

Can you queef on command?

[Haipule]

When you're doing a gynecology exam, you don't want silence because of slurpie noises and the occasional queef.

. . . are you Canadian? Were you checking for cysts?

I remember that episode and am a big fan of South Park! That was definitely in mind when I posted that OP.

[Edwardo Piet]

So you're not completely stupid then.

[Haipule]

Probably should have put it in the humor section but I don't understand how it is insulting to women with cervical cancer.  Please explain.

Obviously making light of the procedures women endure to survive!

My miner was in chemistry and I discovered a previously undiscovered vitamin which fights cancer. I call it vitamin...B9.

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I used to be a gynecologist. However, I lost my license to practice because of what they deemed, "inappropriate behavior".

When you're doing a gynecology exam, you don't want silence because of slurpie noises and the occasional queef. They suggested, in school, that we all hum or whistle tunes. My "go to" tune was the theme song to the TV show Kung Fu(that's right--I know Kung Fu!).

They did warn against the theme song to The Andy Griffith Show because of the 'cat call' at the beginning of the tune.

One of my colleges was reprimanded for humming the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle.

I, however, committed the greatest sin of all...Leave it to Beaver!

You owe an apology to every woman that has ever had cervical cancer. You may be an atheist but I do not claim you as one of my own! Grow up, troll!

Cancer? You need to change your latitude and not be such a crab

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Dude, are you kidding?  Dumb and Dumber is one of the best movies of all time!

I am so disappoint.  When it showed up on television I gave it a look but I had the remote in my hand and there were better options.  Dumb and Dumber is the dumbest, well maybe second dumbest movie I ever saw.  My older brother took me to see a movie which might have been called "Porkies" which he described as hilarious.  He laughed all the way through it again.  It was stupid.  On the other hand I enjoyed Blazing Saddles when it came out.

Porkies was hilarious! I find also that women love Airplane but, I think it's a Leslie Nielsen thing! Along with The Naked Gun and Dead and Loving it.

[Haipule]

Side note: I only go to female gynecologists.

-Teresa

Do they whistle?

Can you queef on command?

I know what friend; if you want to ask what you are really asking her, which is about squirting, then just ask! I'm curious too!

[Cyberman]

I wanted to be a gynaecologist once, but I got kicked out of training just for referring to a speculum as a flapjack.

[Whateverist]

I would have guessed it was a salad server or maybe a shoe stretcher.