Besides which, it's not even what the story says:
"And when they came unto the threshingfloor of Chidon, Uzza put forth his hand to hold the ark; for the oxen stumbled. Uzza put forth his hand to hold the ark; for the oxen stumbled. And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzza, and he smote him. And David was displeased, because the LORD had made a breach upon Uzza: wherefore that place is called Perezuzza to this day."
Nothing about any health & safety breaches. Yahweh got super-pissed-off at his disobedience and killed him.
"And when they came unto the threshingfloor of Chidon, Uzza put forth his hand to hold the ark; for the oxen stumbled. Uzza put forth his hand to hold the ark; for the oxen stumbled. And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzza, and he smote him. And David was displeased, because the LORD had made a breach upon Uzza: wherefore that place is called Perezuzza to this day."
Nothing about any health & safety breaches. Yahweh got super-pissed-off at his disobedience and killed him.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
