A priest and an attractive young nun are in a car returning from a meeting. The priest is driving and he notices the nun's knee is partially exposed. Unable to control himself, the priest reaches over and touches the nun's knee. The nun replies, "Father, are you familiar with Psalm 117?"
The priest quickly pulls his hand away and apologizes profusely.
A little while later the priest again reaches over and touches the nun's knee. Again, the nun asks, "Father, are you familiar with Psalm 117?"
Again, the priest pulls his hand away and apologizes, saying "The flesh is weak!"
They continue down the road and the priest keeps glancing at the nun's shapely leg. Once again, he reaches over and touches her knee. For the third time, the nun asks, "Father, are you familiar with Psalm 117?"
Once again, the priest pulls back his hand and begs forgiveness, repeating "The flesh is weak! The flesh is weak!"
They finally return to the church and the priest and the nun go their separate ways.
The priest returns to his office and pulls out his Bible to look up Psalm 117. When he reads it, he finds it says, "Continue on! For further up you shall find glory!"
Moral of the story: BE PROFICIENT IN YOUR JOB!
The priest quickly pulls his hand away and apologizes profusely.
A little while later the priest again reaches over and touches the nun's knee. Again, the nun asks, "Father, are you familiar with Psalm 117?"
Again, the priest pulls his hand away and apologizes, saying "The flesh is weak!"
They continue down the road and the priest keeps glancing at the nun's shapely leg. Once again, he reaches over and touches her knee. For the third time, the nun asks, "Father, are you familiar with Psalm 117?"
Once again, the priest pulls back his hand and begs forgiveness, repeating "The flesh is weak! The flesh is weak!"
They finally return to the church and the priest and the nun go their separate ways.
The priest returns to his office and pulls out his Bible to look up Psalm 117. When he reads it, he finds it says, "Continue on! For further up you shall find glory!"
Moral of the story: BE PROFICIENT IN YOUR JOB!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
