(November 22, 2017 at 11:09 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(November 22, 2017 at 10:36 pm)Fireball Wrote: The wife was all over me to smoke one of our turkeys. I wasn't having it. Then it turns out that leaving it in the freezer for over a year wasn't such a good idea, and I got off the hook. Trash pick up is Monday. That's gonna be nice and ripe by then.
Thanks for the best laugh of the day.
Just let me go on record with the fact that I didn't buy that turkey. She got it cheap last year by buying a bunch of other groceries, and just left it in the freezer. It should have been cooked many months ago.
Gonna have to put a Shell No-Pest Strip™ in the barrel to keep the fly population down. It was 80+º today, so they'll be out in force, doing what they do best.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
