A priest was staying at a motel and since the receptionist was quite attractive he asked her to have a drink at his room. When he started to touch her leg she asked: "Father, is this appropriate?". The priest answered: "Yes, it says so in the Bible." Thus they proceeded to have sex all night long. In the morning the receptionist asked the priest to show her where in the Bible it said that last night was ok. The priest opened up the first page of the book, on which someone had doodled: "The receptionist will fuck anyone!"
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
