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When is it My Turn?
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When is it My Turn?
[ Ok, so I'm here in HUMOR back at the bottom where many have said I belong. My goal is to make LadyForCamus laugh--tough sell! She looks just like a way back friend of mine named Stacy Pettyjohn. She said she is a fan of Dumb and Dumber but, I'm not as sophisticated as Jim Carrey https://youtu.be/PTnD40xvSeM ]

When is it my turn?

Somebody wins the sweepstakes: when is it my turn?
Somebody wins the lottery--twice: when is it my turn?
Somebody is having sex with my fantasy woman: when is it my turn?

And I, the one whom LOVES the female orgasm!

Yet, there are 4 types of female orgasms generally known.

1) The "Yes" orgasm: Oh yes, oh yes, yes, yes, yes!
2) The "No" orgasm: Oh no, oh no, no, no, no!
3) The "Religious Experience" orgasm: Oh God, God, Jesus, God!

Funny how Moran and JW women have been telling their husbands that Jesus is God for years and the men just don't listen!

4) The "Fake" orgasm: Oh atheist, atheist, big atheist. (I said big)

But there is actually a fifth type of orgasm and it is the most cruel!

It's called the "Reverse Fake" orgasm and it goes like this:

You just had an orgasm!
No I didn't!
Yes, you did!
No I DID NOT! Get busy boy!

REALLY! When is it my turn?!
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Messages In This Thread
When is it My Turn? - by Haipule - November 23, 2017 at 4:02 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by ignoramus - November 23, 2017 at 6:16 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Ravenshire - November 23, 2017 at 10:35 pm
RE: When is it My Turn? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - November 23, 2017 at 6:18 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2017 at 3:59 pm
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Haipule - November 23, 2017 at 5:51 pm
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Angrboda - November 23, 2017 at 6:25 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by LadyForCamus - November 23, 2017 at 8:17 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by brewer - November 23, 2017 at 8:22 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by LadyForCamus - November 23, 2017 at 8:28 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Cod - November 23, 2017 at 8:46 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Little lunch - November 23, 2017 at 8:57 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Whateverist - November 23, 2017 at 11:00 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Haipule - November 23, 2017 at 4:51 pm
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Whateverist - November 24, 2017 at 3:02 pm
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Haipule - November 24, 2017 at 3:40 pm
RE: When is it My Turn? - by LadyForCamus - November 23, 2017 at 11:35 am
RE: When is it My Turn? - by SaStrike - November 23, 2017 at 2:35 pm
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Haipule - November 24, 2017 at 2:56 pm
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Whateverist - November 23, 2017 at 10:07 pm
RE: When is it My Turn? - by LadyForCamus - November 23, 2017 at 10:27 pm
RE: When is it My Turn? - by Minimalist - November 23, 2017 at 10:22 pm

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