When is it My Turn?
November 23, 2017 at 4:02 am
(This post was last modified: November 23, 2017 at 4:36 am by Haipule.)
[ Ok, so I'm here in HUMOR back at the bottom where many have said I belong. My goal is to make LadyForCamus laugh--tough sell! She looks just like a way back friend of mine named Stacy Pettyjohn. She said she is a fan of Dumb and Dumber but, I'm not as sophisticated as Jim Carrey https://youtu.be/PTnD40xvSeM ]
When is it my turn?
Somebody wins the sweepstakes: when is it my turn?
Somebody wins the lottery--twice: when is it my turn?
Somebody is having sex with my fantasy woman: when is it my turn?
And I, the one whom LOVES the female orgasm!
Yet, there are 4 types of female orgasms generally known.
1) The "Yes" orgasm: Oh yes, oh yes, yes, yes, yes!
2) The "No" orgasm: Oh no, oh no, no, no, no!
3) The "Religious Experience" orgasm: Oh God, God, Jesus, God!
Funny how Moran and JW women have been telling their husbands that Jesus is God for years and the men just don't listen!
4) The "Fake" orgasm: Oh atheist, atheist, big atheist. (I said big)
But there is actually a fifth type of orgasm and it is the most cruel!
It's called the "Reverse Fake" orgasm and it goes like this:
You just had an orgasm!
No I didn't!
Yes, you did!
No I DID NOT! Get busy boy!
REALLY! When is it my turn?!
When is it my turn?
Somebody wins the sweepstakes: when is it my turn?
Somebody wins the lottery--twice: when is it my turn?
Somebody is having sex with my fantasy woman: when is it my turn?
And I, the one whom LOVES the female orgasm!
Yet, there are 4 types of female orgasms generally known.
1) The "Yes" orgasm: Oh yes, oh yes, yes, yes, yes!
2) The "No" orgasm: Oh no, oh no, no, no, no!
3) The "Religious Experience" orgasm: Oh God, God, Jesus, God!
Funny how Moran and JW women have been telling their husbands that Jesus is God for years and the men just don't listen!
4) The "Fake" orgasm: Oh atheist, atheist, big atheist. (I said big)
But there is actually a fifth type of orgasm and it is the most cruel!
It's called the "Reverse Fake" orgasm and it goes like this:
You just had an orgasm!
No I didn't!
Yes, you did!
No I DID NOT! Get busy boy!
REALLY! When is it my turn?!
