RE: When is it My Turn?
November 23, 2017 at 11:00 am
(This post was last modified: November 23, 2017 at 10:06 pm by Whateverist.)
(November 23, 2017 at 4:02 am)Haipule Wrote: [ Ok, so I'm here in HUMOR back at the bottom where many have said I belong. My goal is to make LadyForCamus laugh--tough sell! She looks just like a way back friend of mine named Stacy Pettyjohn. She said she is a fan of Dumb and Dumber but, I'm not as sophisticated as Jim Carrey https://youtu.be/PTnD40xvSeM ]
When is it my turn?
Somebody wins the sweepstakes: when is it my turn?
Somebody wins the lottery--twice: when is it my turn?
Somebody is having sex with my fantasy woman: when is it my turn?
And I, the one whom LOVES the female orgasm!
Yet, there are 4 types of female orgasms generally known.
1) The "Yes" orgasm: Oh yes, oh yes, yes, yes, yes!
2) The "No" orgasm: Oh no, oh no, no, no, no!
3) The "Religious Experience" orgasm: Oh God, God, Jesus, God!
Funny how Moran and JW women have been telling their husbands that Jesus is God for years and the men just don't listen!
4) The "Fake" orgasm: Oh atheist, atheist, big atheist. (I said big)
But there is actually a fifth type of orgasm and it is the most cruel!
It's called the "Reverse Fake" orgasm and it goes like this:
You just had an orgasm!
No I didn't!
Yes, you did!
No I DID NOT! Get busy boy!
REALLY! When is it my turn?!
I think this is important social commentary that belongs in a 'higher' forum. Plus it failed to make me GOL (giggle out loud).
Regarding the varieties of female orgasm it is interesting to me that it actually does vary, as I learned in Human Physiology 10. My first wife was multi orgasmic which was lots of fun. With her you could always bump her higher to another peak and it was fun to do. My current wife likes that idea but has stronger (in my estimation) orgasms which last much longer. Hard to say which is 'better'. I did have one girl friend who I liked a lot who never had an orgasm with me because she was always thinking about her previous bf who she did eventually get back together with. I assume she could cum when she gave herself permission.
