RE: Televangelists
December 7, 2017 at 7:29 pm
(This post was last modified: December 7, 2017 at 7:29 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
There's something to be said for a low threshold for miraculocity. People often wonder why folks keep sending televangelists their money. It's a good question..because even a glassy eyed believer knows that televangelists are slimy as shit. So...why?
Well, there are people who will wake up with a stopped toilet in the morning, watch some bible TV, make a "donation"...and when they go to deal with the toilet find that the clog has loosed. Post hoc, ergo propter hoc, Praise Jesus!
Well, there are people who will wake up with a stopped toilet in the morning, watch some bible TV, make a "donation"...and when they go to deal with the toilet find that the clog has loosed. Post hoc, ergo propter hoc, Praise Jesus!
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