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Ways to Get Out of Going to Church

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Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
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RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church
August 21, 2011 at 10:45 am
Just say get fucked.
Of course you could always sneak out at night and brick up the church doors. Or just pour some cement in front of the door.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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Ways to Get Out of Going to Church

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Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by Nitsuj - August 21, 2011 at 10:06 am
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by Napoléon - August 21, 2011 at 10:14 am
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by Darwinian - August 21, 2011 at 10:38 am
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by Ace Otana - August 21, 2011 at 10:45 am
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by The Grand Nudger - August 21, 2011 at 10:54 am
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by frankiej - August 21, 2011 at 2:07 pm
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by Gawdzilla - August 21, 2011 at 2:36 pm
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by 8BitAtheist - August 21, 2011 at 3:51 pm
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by Napoléon - August 21, 2011 at 4:02 pm
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by Rayaan - August 21, 2011 at 6:01 pm
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by 8BitAtheist - August 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by Skeptic - August 21, 2011 at 6:10 pm
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by 8BitAtheist - August 21, 2011 at 6:18 pm
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by Skeptic - August 21, 2011 at 6:22 pm
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by theVOID - August 22, 2011 at 12:32 am
RE: Ways to Get Out of Going to Church - by Kayenneh - August 22, 2011 at 3:12 am

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