This can't have been a real alien probe.
If it were and it's already heading away from Earth, there would be someone appearing in the media from Hicksville, USA, claiming he was abducted and now has a really sore bum!
If it were and it's already heading away from Earth, there would be someone appearing in the media from Hicksville, USA, claiming he was abducted and now has a really sore bum!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"