Oh no! Another alien probe

[Anomalocaris]

End of Most recent Snowball earth: 550 million years
Earliest ancestral insect: 540 million years
Earliest land plants: 470 million years
Earliest plants that might resemble trees: 400 million years
Earliest flying insect: 400 million years
Period of lots of trees to turn into coal or oil: 350-300 million years
Earliest flying reptile: 220 million years
Earliest possible primitive flowering plant: 220 million years
Earliest flying reptile ancestral to birds: 160 million years
Earliest primates: 60 million years
Earliest Ape: 25 million years
Earliest hominid: circa 4 million years
God was said to have create the universe: circa 6000 years
God was invented: circa 3000 years
Jesus was invented and said to be god: circa 2000 years


Any questions?