(December 23, 2017 at 7:15 am)Adventurer Wrote: God: Hello Swidhe.
Swidhe: Hello God.
G: How are you?
S: Not bad. How are you?
G: I'm perfect.
G: Mercy or sanctity?
S: Mercy.
G: Heaven or friend?
S: Friend.
G: Kindness or divinity?
S: Kindness.
G: I SHALL SPELL DEATH TO YOU!
S: Sure.
God casts death upon Swidhe, who's forever burnt with anguish in hell.
Again God comes.
G: Swidhe, repent.
S: No.
G: Then suffer.
S: Yes.
In hell with demons, Satan comes.
Satan: Hello Swidhe.
Sw: Hello Satan.
Sa: How are you?
Sw: Not bad.
Sa: Evil or good?
Sw: Good.
Sa: Hell or heaven?
Sw: Heaven.
Sa: Earth or heaven?
Sw: Earth.
Sa: Hell or Earth?
Sw: Earth.
Sa: I shall turn you into demon.
Before Satan does, Swidhe halts him, 'Wait. Let's cooperate for the good.'
Silence falls.
'Yeah? How so?'
Swidhe explains, 'We all be good. Let's toil with hearts and hands, and change this hell into Earth. Let's make all demons good humans.'
Satan frowns but likes the idea.
The end.
Have you ever pooped in an airplane before?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
-walsh
