RE: If I Was God
August 23, 2011 at 12:00 am
(This post was last modified: August 23, 2011 at 12:01 am by The Grand Nudger.)
A perfect plan from an omnipotent creator that couldn't stand up to tinkering from two (2), little monkeys? Bullshit. There are 3 little monkeys in my house and they have yet to set it on fire. I expect more from a god.
What if my most perfected power is rubbing holandaise sauce on my nipples CRod? What if, what if, what if? What if would be fine if you weren't arguing for a deity that came with a rule book. There are no what ifs. We don't assume that billions will be punished, we are told so, ostensibly by the executioner himself. Hell, weren't you arguing not so long ago that those damned godless heathens got what they deserved? Be consistent.
What if my most perfected power is rubbing holandaise sauce on my nipples CRod? What if, what if, what if? What if would be fine if you weren't arguing for a deity that came with a rule book. There are no what ifs. We don't assume that billions will be punished, we are told so, ostensibly by the executioner himself. Hell, weren't you arguing not so long ago that those damned godless heathens got what they deserved? Be consistent.
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