Ooh, a challenge...
Thus spake the prophet.
- The summer months will be measurably warmer and brighter than the winter months.
- There will be several days of rain, preceded and followed by relatively dry spells.
- Trump will say something stupid.
- Far too many people will defend it.
- The 90th Academy Awards ceremony will be hosted by well-known figures.
- The awards will be given to the films that the Academy decide are deserving of them.
- One such film will feature a fast-talking wise-cracking animal, using the voice of a formerly busy actor now freefalling down the lists and desperate for any work at all.
- A much-loved celebrity will have it revealed precisely how much love has been involved, by becoming involved in a sex scandal.
- Other much-loved celebrities are going to die, eliciting responses from "2018, how could you?" to "I thought [celebrity] was already dead".
- Christmas will take place primarily in December.
- Jesus will continue his record and stay clear away yet again.
- The RaptureTM will be cancelled once more, to the surprise of exactly nobody except those predicting it.
Thus spake the prophet.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
