Borowitz: Pat Robertson on the Earthquake

[Darwinian]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/08/24...nd-of-gay/

Evangelist Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today’s broadcast of his 700 Club program by saying that yesterday’s mild East Coast earthquake was God’s revenge on people “who act kind of gay.”

“All across the Eastern seaboard, there are men who get manicures, wear designer eyewear and know about thread counts,” Rev. Robertson. “God finds this somewhat gay-like behavior confusing, and He responded by getting mildly peeved.”

Why do people listen to this dumb arsehole who doesnt have the first clue how the world actually works.

And what about all those god fearing straight guys killed by earthquakes?

Because they are dumb arseholes who don't have the first clue how the world actually works?