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Borowitz 11-30-16
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Borowitz 11-30-16
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...M5OTMyNgS2

Quote:Trump to Step Away from Making his Businesses Bankrupt to Focus on Bankrupting Country

Quote:Appearing on Fox News, Kellyanne Conway said that while Trump no doubt could “plunge both his businesses and the country into bankruptcy at the same time,” he feels that he “owes it to the American people to put them first.”

Acknowledging that Trump has no government experience, Conway said that his years of bankrupting a variety of companies would prove “invaluable” as he does the same to the United States.
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RE: Borowitz 11-30-16
It's funny because it's true.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Borowitz 11-30-16
We're already $20,000,000,000,000.00 in the hole.

[crosses arms, taps toe in disgust]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Borowitz 11-30-16
(November 30, 2016 at 8:14 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: We're already $20,000,000,000,000.00 in the hole.

[crosses arms, taps toe in disgust]

If Trump gets the tax cuts and the infrastructure spending he's touted, '$20,000,000,000,000.00 in the hole' will seem like the good old days.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Borowitz 11-30-16
I hope this isn't an uncannily true prediction like The Onion had when George W. Bush was elected: "Our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is over."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Borowitz 11-30-16
(November 30, 2016 at 8:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 8:14 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: We're already $20,000,000,000,000.00 in the hole.

[crosses arms, taps toe in disgust]

If Trump gets the tax cuts and the infrastructure spending he's touted, '$20,000,000,000,000.00 in the hole' will seem like the good old days.

Boru

Yeah - the new republicunt mantra will be "Fuck The Deficit."
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