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Poll: Are you a singer?
This poll is closed.
Yes, I have a really great voice
5.88%
1 5.88%
Yes, I have a terrible voice
47.06%
8 47.06%
No, I'm too embarrassed to sing
17.65%
3 17.65%
No, there are legal documents stopping me
11.76%
2 11.76%
I'm not fucking telling you, nosy bitch!
5.88%
1 5.88%
Fuck all polls/singers
11.76%
2 11.76%
Total 17 vote(s) 100%
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Admitting you're a singer
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RE: Admitting you're a singer
(January 10, 2018 at 6:29 pm)Hammy Wrote: I occasionally sing "Take on Meeeeeeeeeee take me onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" in the shower. I usually end up putting on a stupid voice to amuse myself.

I don't really sing but I do "sing".....  in other words I talk-shout flat approximations of notes and chords.

Oh and the other one I do is "Wild thing...... you make my heart sing....... you make every thing.... groovy."

Oh and "Go ahead and JUMP!"

Or.... I sing random bollocks to the tune of Like a Virgin. Like... "Like a cunt-hole.... fucked for the 31st time..."

Etc, etc.

99.99999999999% of the time I just hum to myself shit I made up myself.

Not, "Wild thing, you make my ring sting!"?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Admitting you're a singer - by The Valkyrie - January 10, 2018 at 5:33 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by brewer - January 10, 2018 at 5:36 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Mermaid - January 10, 2018 at 5:37 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by The Valkyrie - January 10, 2018 at 5:38 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by c172 - January 10, 2018 at 8:29 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by The Industrial Atheist - January 10, 2018 at 5:41 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by vulcanlogician - January 10, 2018 at 5:41 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by The Grand Nudger - January 10, 2018 at 5:42 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by The Industrial Atheist - January 10, 2018 at 5:44 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Joods - January 10, 2018 at 5:45 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by shadow - January 10, 2018 at 5:54 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by KittyAnn - January 10, 2018 at 5:58 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Edwardo Piet - January 10, 2018 at 6:29 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by The Valkyrie - January 10, 2018 at 6:46 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Joods - January 10, 2018 at 6:30 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Losty - January 10, 2018 at 7:21 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Edwardo Piet - January 10, 2018 at 6:38 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Edwardo Piet - January 10, 2018 at 6:48 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by DodosAreDead - January 11, 2018 at 12:53 am
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Fireball - January 10, 2018 at 6:45 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Losty - January 10, 2018 at 7:04 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Edwardo Piet - January 10, 2018 at 7:07 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Joods - January 10, 2018 at 7:57 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by chimp3 - January 10, 2018 at 8:02 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by The Valkyrie - January 10, 2018 at 8:19 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Rev. Rye - January 10, 2018 at 10:02 pm
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Ravenshire - January 11, 2018 at 12:46 am
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Rev. Rye - January 11, 2018 at 1:54 am
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - January 11, 2018 at 1:12 am
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Fireball - January 11, 2018 at 1:18 am
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by LastPoet - January 11, 2018 at 7:28 am
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Thumpalumpacus - January 11, 2018 at 1:58 am
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by Longhorn - January 11, 2018 at 5:13 am
RE: Admitting you're a singer - by The Industrial Atheist - January 11, 2018 at 8:00 am

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