Banned for not hauling me out of alaska regardless of how I fussed, squirmed, squealed, whined, and fought 
The grass is greener here. Seriously.
The grass.
Is greener.
Like more green.
Than the grass in alaska.
And this place has been in a fucking drought for several months...

The grass is greener here. Seriously.
The grass.
Is greener.
Like more green.
Than the grass in alaska.
And this place has been in a fucking drought for several months...
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day