You can't go wrong with Woody Allen quotes:
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
(Those are just a few of his gems.)
"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
(Those are just a few of his gems.)