(January 30, 2018 at 8:07 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote:(January 30, 2018 at 4:36 pm)Sal Wrote: Wish granted, but now this rock orbits in a geostationary orbit around the Earth blocking all the light from the Sun, all the time.
I wish I owned a billion dollars.
Lol, I already wished for 3.
Wish granted. But you are now serving 15 consecutive life-time sentences for tax-evasion, with no chance for parole or early off for good behaviour.
I wish the renovations to my house were finished.
Renovations are complete, but the contractors installed the bathroom exhaust fan so that it vents into the living room (I actually know a guy that this happened to!)
I wish for hot and cold running women.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.