Reasons to detest Jazz # 9

[downbeatplumb]

This Jazz music thing; I've tried Ringo, I've really tried.
If you have even a passing familiarity with Johnny Dankworth and Cleo Laine then now is the time to fess up. All your life experiences are tainted by the foul pestilence that is Punk Rock/Jazz music. You're mind has been poisoned.

"Doo bee doo doo bee doo be doo, Bap Bap!"...


Jazz is pesh, it always was and it always will be.

An eternity, or is that an infinity? In heaven listening to John Coltrane and his fucking trumpet? Please kill me now.

Edit; The usual 'your'

Edit; # 2 Spacing.

I also despise:

Country Music.
Folk music.
Morris Dance music.
That particularly shouty extreme heavy metal.
Mumford and fucking sons.
Oasis.
Opera
Blues
Elvis Presley

and many many more.