I have to find the "unwitting" part a bit laughable. If you take something offered to you in politics, you're an idiot if you don't look under the hood for the bomb. Even though CheetoVonTweeto dealt with the mob, he's probably thinking that his money will keep the Feds off his case. #stupidignorantorwhat Amazing what having money does to people.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.