Origin of Language

[Mr.Obvious]

Basically, in The beginning, there was only one language, back when everyone lived in africa.
But then, for reasons science can not yet accurately Explain, but we might get there in The future, Some of The boys didn't like Some of The girls in their town. Alternative theories suggest it were The girls that thought the boys were icky, but really now: what sense does that make?
Anyways, to avoid The pesky girls from hearing their plans and thus tagging allong and bothering them, The boys develloped a secret language to be able to communicate without The girls' meddling. Think of it as pig-latin prime. However, over time, as fathers taught their sons, more and more of The secret language was uncovered by The females who in turn taught their tribe's daughters. So The new language became an old known language.
Right around that time, half The people in The village got pissed off because The elections for chieftain had resulted in them being ruled by an orange urang-utang. So they fucked off out of The village and decided not to want anything in common with those that praised The ape-leader. They decided to take The new old language which had become obsolete and known by all by then, and made it their own, to further distinguish themselves.
Before long, however, The boys again decided they did not like The girls. And The whole process has been repeating itself, ever since.