The Klan Is Not Going To Be Happy About This

[Joods]

Probably the most ludicrous 'justification' I've ever heard from theists as to why they reject the findings of science runs something like, 'Science can't be trusted, because researchers falsify results to obtain grant money.'  While this is certainly true on occasion (scientists are human, and have the potential to be just as venal as anyone else), theists couch this argument in such a way as to suggest that all scientists are simply swimming in grant money, surreptitiously using public funds to finance their lifestyles of flash cars, easy women, and solid gold bog seats.

So, for any professional scientists here at AF, kindly return the chinchilla coats, the Lambos, and that nude ice sculpture of Carl Sagan you keep in your walk in freezer, and get the fuck back to work.

Boru