The New Age Bullshit Generator

[Amarok]

Fun for the whole skeptically challenged family 

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

It's deep 

LOL.  Now we know where Little Rik has been getting his shit from this whole time!

Well yeah he didn't think Rik was thinking his gibberish himself did you   

His deepity would probably consist of his love of toast and were his socks are.

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As poorly qualified as I am to unmask Atheist Forums true face and intentions in regard to Titoism, I hope you will bear with me while I begin this sincere and earnest attempt. And please don't get mad with me if, in doing so, I must create new and affirmative conceptions of the self. Perhaps before going on, I should describe Atheist Forums to you. Atheist Forums is sick-minded, scurrilous, and apolaustic. Furthermore, it yearns to drape the raiment of neopaganism over an unsuspecting populace. Lastly, for those who read this letter, I truly hope you take it to heart and pass this message on to others.

https://www.pakin.org/complaint/

Now we must a ninja death squad after you. You know to much.

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I think "The Deepak Impersonator" is a better name

This is as New Age Bullshitty as it gets:

Anyone ever notice how Deepak sorta looks like Indian Milhouse

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Fun for the whole skeptically challenged family 

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

It's deep 

As in deep-ak chopra?

From Chopra's Wikipedia page:

Seeing the human body as being undergirded by a "quantum mechanical body" composed not of matter but of energy and information, he believes that "human aging is fluid and changeable; it can speed up, slow down, stop for a time, and even reverse itself," as determined by one's state of mind.

Buy his book Quantum Healing on Amazon.

Yup

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Way too much fun.  But then I grew up in New age bull shit central: Boulder Colorado.  Gives new meaning to Rocky mountain high.

"We are recreated. Soon there will be a summoning of coherence the likes of which the dreamtime has never seen. Eons from now, we adventurers will live like never before as we are recreated by the quantum soup."

It's like reading a Little Rik thread with pretty pictures instead of emoticons.

"We are in the midst of an archetypal condensing of consciousness that will remove the barriers to the quantum matrix itself. We are at a crossroads of knowledge and suffering. Our conversations with other storytellers have led to a redefining of pseudo-mythic consciousness."

Bet you never thought of that.

It's like someone did a brain scan of Rik and put it in words