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The New Age Bullshit Generator

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The New Age Bullshit Generator
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The New Age Bullshit Generator
February 14, 2018 at 2:24 pm
Fun for the whole skeptically challenged family 

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

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It's deep  Dodgy
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
February 14, 2018 at 2:35 pm
ROFLOL
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
February 14, 2018 at 2:51 pm
Awesome!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
February 14, 2018 at 3:30 pm
Wow. It works better than I thought.

"Your desire expresses dimensionless actions"

"Experiential truth nurtures your own timelessness"

and my favorite:

"Dogs are mules"
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
February 14, 2018 at 3:31 pm
(February 14, 2018 at 3:30 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Wow. It works better than I thought.

"Your desire expresses dimensionless actions"

"Experiential truth nurtures your own timelessness"

and my favorite:

"Dogs are mules"
It's fun  Big Grin
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
March 3, 2018 at 10:52 pm (This post was last modified: March 3, 2018 at 10:58 pm by Alexmahone.)
(February 14, 2018 at 2:24 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: Fun for the whole skeptically challenged family 

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

Quote:Health is a constant. This life is nothing short of an unveiling transmission of non-dual non-localit
It's deep  Dodgy

As in deep-ak chopra?

From Chopra's Wikipedia page:

Wikipedia Wrote:Seeing the human body as being undergirded by a "quantum mechanical body" composed not of matter but of energy and information, he believes that "human aging is fluid and changeable; it can speed up, slow down, stop for a time, and even reverse itself," as determined by one's state of mind.

Buy his book Quantum Healing on Amazon.
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
March 3, 2018 at 11:14 pm
Meh.  NOt as good as the Shakespearean Insult Generator

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html


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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
March 3, 2018 at 11:39 pm
Then there is the Systematic Buzz-Phrase Projector
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
March 3, 2018 at 11:44 pm
This life is nothing short of a blossoming reimagining of sacred joy.

Sacred? Meh.

And reimagining what? Is this implying we are reincarnated? I have always kind of wanted to be, but but te concept is bullhunky.

Very amusing, though..
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RE: The New Age Bullshit Generator
March 4, 2018 at 12:51 am (This post was last modified: March 4, 2018 at 1:01 am by Jenny A.)
Way too much fun. But then I grew up in New age bull shit central: Boulder Colorado. Gives new meaning to Rocky mountain high.

"We are recreated. Soon there will be a summoning of coherence the likes of which the dreamtime has never seen. Eons from now, we adventurers will live like never before as we are recreated by the quantum soup."

It's like reading a Little Rik thread with pretty pictures instead of emoticons.

"We are in the midst of an archetypal condensing of consciousness that will remove the barriers to the quantum matrix itself. We are at a crossroads of knowledge and suffering. Our conversations with other storytellers have led to a redefining of pseudo-mythic consciousness."

Bet you never thought of that.
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