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Absolutely mortified
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RE: Absolutely mortified
(March 9, 2018 at 6:10 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(March 9, 2018 at 6:07 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What? You have to ask what she saw? I think it should be obvious, I had it happen to  me too.

Full view, does anything else need to be said here?

I cant speak for Lady, but my mom said to me "If you are going to "explore" do so in the bathroom"..... NO, that did not fucking help. 

Worst part is my mom always had this thing about locked doors, she hated them. All I could think is "WHY THE F DO YOU THINK I LOCK THE DOORS MOM? Do you like walking in on me? No? Then what the F is your problem with locked doors?"

Full view?? That is absolutely horrendous. I would DIE.

But then again, I don't masturbate.

Kids and parents and vice versa don't like thinking about the fact the other has genitals. But the reality is, unless the parent is a child molester, when things like that happen it simply gives you a red face either way. It isn't something to be ashamed of, but it would mean better planning in the future to avoid such intrusions. 

Even without this, I already posted years ago about when I was sitting on my mom's couch reading a geriatric magazine with old people medical stuff in it. THE DAMNED THING had two pages of DILDO adds in it.......... Yes old people have sex too. I GET THAT. But no, I DON'T want to be sitting next to my mom and get surprised by that.

There is nothing wrong with  masturbation. But no, I didn't like my mom walking in on me while I was doing it. 

I will say this, you do learn to pick your room and time of day or night far better after having that happen.
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Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 4:16 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2018 at 4:17 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Succubus - March 8, 2018 at 4:18 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2018 at 4:19 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by J a c k - March 8, 2018 at 4:21 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 4:34 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by J a c k - March 8, 2018 at 4:59 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 5:07 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by emjay - March 8, 2018 at 5:12 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Chad32 - March 8, 2018 at 4:26 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2018 at 4:54 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Jenny A - March 8, 2018 at 4:35 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by FatAndFaithless - March 8, 2018 at 4:36 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Anomalocaris - March 8, 2018 at 4:38 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by brewer - March 8, 2018 at 4:38 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Amarok - March 8, 2018 at 4:39 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 4:48 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by mlmooney89 - March 8, 2018 at 4:44 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by The Valkyrie - March 8, 2018 at 6:27 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by emjay - March 8, 2018 at 4:57 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 8, 2018 at 4:59 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Silver - March 8, 2018 at 5:00 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by J a c k - March 8, 2018 at 5:09 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2018 at 5:14 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 5:15 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2018 at 5:18 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by emjay - March 8, 2018 at 5:23 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by emjay - March 8, 2018 at 5:18 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 5:20 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by emjay - March 8, 2018 at 5:25 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Neo-Scholastic - March 8, 2018 at 5:23 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by RoadRunner79 - March 8, 2018 at 5:27 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by LadyForCamus - March 8, 2018 at 5:37 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by emjay - March 8, 2018 at 5:39 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 5:53 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by emjay - March 8, 2018 at 5:58 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Succubus - March 8, 2018 at 6:37 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by emjay - March 8, 2018 at 6:52 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by rskovride - March 8, 2018 at 6:14 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by brewer - March 8, 2018 at 6:29 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by emjay - March 8, 2018 at 6:25 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Cod - March 8, 2018 at 6:33 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by The Valkyrie - March 8, 2018 at 6:42 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2018 at 6:54 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 8, 2018 at 7:06 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Edwardo Piet - March 8, 2018 at 7:26 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Anomalocaris - March 8, 2018 at 7:36 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 8, 2018 at 8:42 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Alexmahone - March 8, 2018 at 7:16 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 8:41 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by brewer - March 8, 2018 at 10:46 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Ravenshire - March 8, 2018 at 8:48 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by John V - March 19, 2018 at 11:12 am
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Little lunch - March 20, 2018 at 6:38 am
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Fireball - March 8, 2018 at 9:02 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 9:51 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Minimalist - March 8, 2018 at 9:05 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Minimalist - March 8, 2018 at 9:53 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 10:03 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by The Valkyrie - March 9, 2018 at 1:40 am
RE: Absolutely mortified - by The Valkyrie - March 8, 2018 at 10:00 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by rskovride - March 8, 2018 at 10:03 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by LadyForCamus - March 8, 2018 at 10:08 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 10:11 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Fireball - March 8, 2018 at 11:41 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Minimalist - March 8, 2018 at 10:19 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 8, 2018 at 10:22 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by c172 - March 8, 2018 at 11:22 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Minimalist - March 8, 2018 at 10:28 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by chimp3 - March 8, 2018 at 10:47 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by AFTT47 - March 8, 2018 at 11:37 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Minimalist - March 9, 2018 at 1:17 am
RE: Absolutely mortified - by AFTT47 - March 9, 2018 at 1:40 am
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Whateverist - March 9, 2018 at 1:51 am
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Minimalist - March 9, 2018 at 2:10 am
RE: Absolutely mortified - by KittyAnn - March 9, 2018 at 4:54 am
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Whateverist - March 9, 2018 at 5:12 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by LadyForCamus - March 9, 2018 at 5:16 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Whateverist - March 9, 2018 at 5:20 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by LadyForCamus - March 9, 2018 at 5:42 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Brian37 - March 9, 2018 at 5:26 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Brian37 - March 9, 2018 at 7:45 am
RE: Absolutely mortified - by The Valkyrie - March 9, 2018 at 4:57 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Brian37 - March 9, 2018 at 5:02 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Little lunch - March 9, 2018 at 4:45 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by LadyForCamus - March 9, 2018 at 5:03 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Brian37 - March 9, 2018 at 5:11 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 9, 2018 at 6:01 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Brian37 - March 9, 2018 at 6:07 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 9, 2018 at 6:10 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Brian37 - March 9, 2018 at 6:18 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Whateverist - March 9, 2018 at 6:39 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by The Industrial Atheist - March 9, 2018 at 5:37 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by energizer bunny - March 10, 2018 at 1:43 am
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 17, 2018 at 1:16 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by RoadRunner79 - March 17, 2018 at 1:18 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by Catholic_Lady - March 17, 2018 at 1:29 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by MysticKnight - March 17, 2018 at 1:30 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by energizer bunny - March 17, 2018 at 2:48 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by brewer - March 10, 2018 at 7:50 pm
RE: Absolutely mortified - by MysticKnight - March 17, 2018 at 3:25 pm

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