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RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 5:12 pm
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(March 9, 2018 at 4:54 am)KittyAnn Wrote: ohh, CL I'm really sorry,  I know this pain when I wanted to send a message to my beloved and meanwhile the bad luck wanted ...this message went to an inappropriate person/people... meh
Anyway, now... i have two accounts, one for my beloved and the second one for the rest of the world  !!!
Killjoy.
(March 9, 2018 at 5:03 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: CL, I’ve got one that’s going to make you forget all about this.
I’ve had my mom walk in on me. Like...walk in on me.
Did you have company or were you partying single handedly (or just with bob)?
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RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 5:16 pm
(March 9, 2018 at 5:12 pm)Whateverist Wrote: (March 9, 2018 at 4:54 am)KittyAnn Wrote: ohh, CL I'm really sorry, I know this pain when I wanted to send a message to my beloved and meanwhile the bad luck wanted ...this message went to an inappropriate person/people... meh
Anyway, now... i have two accounts, one for my beloved and the second one for the rest of the world !!!
Killjoy.
(March 9, 2018 at 5:03 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: CL, I’ve got one that’s going to make you forget all about this.
I’ve had my mom walk in on me. Like...walk in on me.
Did you have company or were you partying single handedly (or just with bob)?
A true lady never masturbates and tells! 🤭
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RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 5:20 pm
(March 9, 2018 at 5:16 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (March 9, 2018 at 5:12 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Killjoy.
Did you have company or were you partying single handedly (or just with bob)?
A true lady never masturbates and tells! 🤭
What matters is that you've done your homework, figured out what you like and are now ready to go out into the world prepared to be a better partner. Kudos to you, kudos I say. (I hope you mom congratulated you on this.)
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RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 5:26 pm
(March 9, 2018 at 5:16 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (March 9, 2018 at 5:12 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Killjoy.
Did you have company or were you partying single handedly (or just with bob)?
A true lady never masturbates and tells! 🤭
I was thinking of doing a remake of the Yes song signifying my current status,
"Owner Of A Lonely Hand".
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RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 5:37 pm
Wow that's embarrassing! Sorry CL!
I think eventually it will be mostly forgotten. I mean, these are your family members, I don't think they have an interest in discussing it too much.
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RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 5:42 pm
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(March 9, 2018 at 5:20 pm)Whateverist Wrote: (March 9, 2018 at 5:16 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: A true lady never masturbates and tells! 🤭
What matters is that you've done your homework, figured out what you like and are now ready to go out into the world prepared to be a better partner. Kudos to you, kudos I say. (I hope you mom congratulated you on this.)
Nah, I was young and she was very catholic at the time, so of course I was shamed into thinking I was doing something grotesque and horrendous. I mean, I continued to do it, but I went forward with a new-found sense of guilt and self-hatred!
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RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 6:01 pm
(March 9, 2018 at 5:03 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: CL, I’ve got one that’s going to make you forget all about this.
I’ve had my mom walk in on me. Like...walk in on me.
Wow that is awful. I'm pretty sure I'd have to kill myself lol.
So what did she see? What did she say?
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RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 6:07 pm
(March 9, 2018 at 6:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (March 9, 2018 at 5:03 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: CL, I’ve got one that’s going to make you forget all about this.
I’ve had my mom walk in on me. Like...walk in on me.
Wow that is awful. I'm pretty sure I'd have to kill myself lol.
So what did she see? What did she say?
What? You have to ask what she saw? I think it should be obvious, I had it happen to me too.
Full view, does anything else need to be said here?
I cant speak for Lady, but my mom said to me "If you are going to "explore" do so in the bathroom"..... NO, that did not fucking help.
Worst part is my mom always had this thing about locked doors, she hated them. All I could think is "WHY THE F DO YOU THINK I LOCK THE DOORS MOM? Do you like walking in on me? No? Then what the F is your problem with locked doors?"
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RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 6:10 pm
(March 9, 2018 at 6:07 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (March 9, 2018 at 6:01 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Wow that is awful. I'm pretty sure I'd have to kill myself lol.
So what did she see? What did she say?
What? You have to ask what she saw? I think it should be obvious, I had it happen to me too.
Full view, does anything else need to be said here?
I cant speak for Lady, but my mom said to me "If you are going to "explore" do so in the bathroom"..... NO, that did not fucking help.
Worst part is my mom always had this thing about locked doors, she hated them. All I could think is "WHY THE F DO YOU THINK I LOCK THE DOORS MOM? Do you like walking in on me? No? Then what the F is your problem with locked doors?"
Full view?? That is absolutely horrendous. I would DIE.
But then again, I don't masturbate.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: Absolutely mortified
March 9, 2018 at 6:18 pm
(March 9, 2018 at 6:10 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (March 9, 2018 at 6:07 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What? You have to ask what she saw? I think it should be obvious, I had it happen to me too.
Full view, does anything else need to be said here?
I cant speak for Lady, but my mom said to me "If you are going to "explore" do so in the bathroom"..... NO, that did not fucking help.
Worst part is my mom always had this thing about locked doors, she hated them. All I could think is "WHY THE F DO YOU THINK I LOCK THE DOORS MOM? Do you like walking in on me? No? Then what the F is your problem with locked doors?"
Full view?? That is absolutely horrendous. I would DIE.
But then again, I don't masturbate.
Kids and parents and vice versa don't like thinking about the fact the other has genitals. But the reality is, unless the parent is a child molester, when things like that happen it simply gives you a red face either way. It isn't something to be ashamed of, but it would mean better planning in the future to avoid such intrusions.
Even without this, I already posted years ago about when I was sitting on my mom's couch reading a geriatric magazine with old people medical stuff in it. THE DAMNED THING had two pages of DILDO adds in it.......... Yes old people have sex too. I GET THAT. But no, I DON'T want to be sitting next to my mom and get surprised by that.
There is nothing wrong with masturbation. But no, I didn't like my mom walking in on me while I was doing it.
I will say this, you do learn to pick your room and time of day or night far better after having that happen.
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