So where to start?

[Pat Mustard]

I didn't have time to do my full welcome routine, so here goes part deux.

Welcome.

We have a virgin sacrifice to the Dark One every Friday night*.

Other group activities include hot tub orgies, following the Saturday babyque and puppy kicking.

I'm also trying to arrange for a new team sport I have invented.  It's a mixture of hide and seek and murder in the dark.  I call it "Slaughterbowl!" (the exclamation mark is extremely important.  But, so far, no one wants to play, so I've had to involve unwilling participants in the practice sessions..





*When we can find a virgin.

Yeah, last Friday we had to sacrifice an amoeba.