Ask an egg

[Aegon]

My beard is a bit thicker now so I look a little bit older (I'm 22 years old, 21 in the photo.) Because of certain medications and treatments I was always chubby with some bad acne. I didn't dress well either. So in the last year I've had to adjust to being attractive, which sounds so stupid and pompous but it's actually very bizarre. I never take people seriously when they compliment me because I still see myself as undesirable.

You look like a young Jimmy Fallon.

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Do you have a girl friend

I'm seeing somebody now, but I wouldn't call her my girlfriend... we're just... "a thing," if you will. She lives in the apartment over from me, and since neither of us will be living here come May, it's just a nice thing for this time and this place.

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Hardboiled or poached?

Poached. I really like eggs, but hardboiled eggs are gross. They smell like shit. I'll take them fried, poached or scrambled. I like to make scrambled eggs because I can put stuff in it, like an omlette except without all that fancy flipping.

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Lol. Don't worry, he's too young and too atheist for me anyway.

Too atheist??

😈

I'm just the right amount of atheist. Not too rare, but not done so the flavor is gone.

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As an egg, are you OK with only being laid once?

How do you feel about only being laid once?