(March 19, 2018 at 11:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Adopt me
Just supply me with mustang parts and I'll play with your cats all day...
Win win
I've actually tried adoption but apparently, "Mr. Jackman is an adult of independent means who is already married, and is, therefore, not available for adoption..."
"Please find enclosed a restraining order to stay at least 2,000 metres from Mr. Jackman, his family, his friends, and especially his legal representatives."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"