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Went to church today
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RE: Went to church today
(March 24, 2018 at 5:29 pm)Little lunch Wrote:
(March 24, 2018 at 8:23 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: I just have to ask:

Under what circumstances is an atheist escorting a schizophrenic couple to religious services?

I'm one of their support workers.
In this case I'm just the transporter but I figure it may be fun to see what transpires inside rather than wait in the car.
If you think x-tians have some wacky ideas, the lady of this couple is a goddess and is still considering whether to be in the bible or not.
One of her followers is Luke Skywalker, not the actor, the real Luke Skywalker. :-)

Wow. Rather than attending religious services, maybe she should be leading them. And I hope she goes ahead and decides to be in the bible; it'd make it a lot more interesting. And while we're at it, Luke Skywalker ought to be in there too. Maybe in place of Moses. He could use the force to part the Red Sea, so the Jews would still get liberated. Or better yet, he could just Jedi mind trick Pharaoh and avoid the plagues altogether.
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Went to church today - by Alexmahone - March 23, 2018 at 11:08 pm
RE: Went to church today - by Minimalist - March 23, 2018 at 11:22 pm
RE: Went to church today - by vulcanlogician - March 24, 2018 at 6:18 am
RE: Went to church today - by Minimalist - March 24, 2018 at 6:07 pm
RE: Went to church today - by Brian37 - March 24, 2018 at 6:59 pm
RE: Went to church today - by Fireball - March 23, 2018 at 11:44 pm
RE: Went to church today - by drfuzzy - March 24, 2018 at 12:24 am
RE: Went to church today - by purplepurpose - March 24, 2018 at 12:52 am
RE: Went to church today - by The Valkyrie - March 24, 2018 at 12:54 am
RE: Went to church today - by Martian Mermaid - March 24, 2018 at 6:10 am
RE: Went to church today - by brewer - March 24, 2018 at 7:07 am
RE: Went to church today - by Little lunch - March 24, 2018 at 8:16 am
RE: Went to church today - by vulcanlogician - March 24, 2018 at 8:23 am
RE: Went to church today - by Little lunch - March 24, 2018 at 5:29 pm
RE: Went to church today - by The Industrial Atheist - March 24, 2018 at 8:27 pm
RE: Went to church today - by vulcanlogician - March 24, 2018 at 8:30 pm
RE: Went to church today - by vorlon13 - March 24, 2018 at 9:20 am
RE: Went to church today - by c172 - March 24, 2018 at 5:36 pm
RE: Went to church today - by The Industrial Atheist - March 24, 2018 at 8:30 pm
RE: Went to church today - by vorlon13 - March 24, 2018 at 6:23 pm
RE: Went to church today - by Brian37 - March 24, 2018 at 6:55 pm
RE: Went to church today - by Minimalist - March 24, 2018 at 6:57 pm
RE: Went to church today - by Alexmahone - March 24, 2018 at 10:55 pm
RE: Went to church today - by Antares - March 24, 2018 at 7:18 pm
RE: Went to church today - by Brian37 - March 24, 2018 at 8:19 pm
RE: Went to church today - by c172 - March 24, 2018 at 8:38 pm
RE: Went to church today - by The Industrial Atheist - March 24, 2018 at 8:51 pm
RE: Went to church today - by Mr.Obvious - March 25, 2018 at 3:29 am
RE: Went to church today - by Lok1 - March 25, 2018 at 7:52 pm

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