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Pedophilia in the Bible: this is a porn book
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RE: Pedophilia in the Bible: this is a porn book
March 27, 2018 at 5:43 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 6:50 am)alpha male Wrote: To carry out his complete plan.

Note that free will isn't 100%. It doesn't need to be.

God: Let my people go!

Pharaoh: No.

God: How about now?

Pharaoh: No!

God: Now?

Pharaoh: Nope.

God: C'mon, please.

Pharaoh: Nope.

God: Seriously dude?

Pharaoh: Okay fine!

God: Wait?  Really?  Shit.  I still have some plagues left. 

Pharaoh: Well, I'm letting them go.  I've had enough.

God: YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH

Pharaoh: So wait.. why even ask me if you're just going to give us plagues no matter what I say?  I'm calling Bullshit, mate. 

Makes perfect sense.

Of course in this version, Pharaoh just goes and gets Ra, and Ra kills Yahweh.  Because Moses isn't a historical person.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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